WordPress Person of the Day #0019
Message: Since I don’t have any real interviews this week to share with you, instead of sharing another video I figured I would share this spam/joke interview someone filled out.
And here’s the interview:
- Question: When and why did you start blogging?
- Answer: I didn’t start and never did blog, why would you assume that?
- Question: How many websites do you have using WordPress and what they are?
- Answer: WordPress was created by the Illuminati to spy on people’s inner most thoughts.
- Question: Why did you choose WordPress?
- Answer: I didn’t choose it, I’m trying to avoid it, it’s a horrible thing.
- Question: How much have you spent on your websites (Ads, Hosting, Themes, Etc) and how much is your approximate revenue?
- Answer: I have barely enough money to live, you think I’m going to spend money on websites????
- Question: What kind of advice can you give to anyone using WordPress?
- Answer: Burn your house and computer and run as far away, and grow a beard if you’re past puberty.
- Quick Question #1: How many RSS feeds are you subscribed to?
- Answer: None, another tool for the Illuminati.
- Quick Question #2: Free themes, premium themes or your own themes?
- Answer: I prefer theme parks!
- Quick Question #3: Do you do most your blogging at home, work, other?
- Answer: I don’t blog but if I did, it would be in your house!
- Quick Question #4: What kind of devices do you blog from?
- Answer: Brainwaves!
- Quick Question #5: What is the best way to reach you?
- Answer: Stay away or I’ll eat your kidneys!