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WordPress Person of the Day #0019

Name: Unknown

Country: Unknown

Message: Since I don’t have any real interviews this week to share with you, instead of sharing another video I figured I would share this spam/joke interview someone filled out.

And here’s the interview:

  • Question: When and why did you start blogging?
  • Answer: I didn’t start and never did blog, why would you assume that?
  • Question: How many websites do you have using WordPress and what they are?
  • Answer: WordPress was created by the Illuminati to spy on people’s inner most thoughts.
  • Question: Why did you choose WordPress?
  • Answer: I didn’t choose it, I’m trying to avoid it, it’s a horrible thing.
  • Question: How much have you spent on your websites (Ads, Hosting, Themes, Etc) and how much is your approximate revenue?
  • Answer: I have barely enough money to live, you think I’m going to spend money on websites????
  • Question: What kind of advice can you give to anyone using WordPress?
  • Answer: Burn your house and computer and run as far away, and grow a beard if you’re past puberty.
  • Quick Question #1: How many RSS feeds are you subscribed to?
  • Answer: None, another tool for the Illuminati.
  • Quick Question #2: Free themes, premium themes or your own themes?
  • Answer: I prefer theme parks!
  • Quick Question #3: Do you do most your blogging at home, work, other?
  • Answer: I don’t blog but if I did, it would be in your house!
  • Quick Question #4: What kind of devices do you blog from?
  • Answer: Brainwaves!
  • Quick Question #5: What is the best way to reach you?
  • Answer: Stay away or I’ll eat your kidneys!